So there I was one day in 8th grade one morning waiting for the day to end like any other school day, when my class gets a new student. Now I'm not gonna say his name but I will say is that we became best friends.

One day he asked me if I wanted to hear a story from his old school and I said "yes." He told me that at his old school there was this kid who would take a crap and literally wipe it all over the bathroom.

They called this kid "The Phantom Pooper" because they didn't know who he was until he got caught "Brown Handed." Now I don't know what happened to this kid after he got caught, don't know if he got expelled or online school but I can say is that I don't want him in my school. The bathrooms would be a bigger mess than they already are.