So a few days ago at school I was at lunch and I have a bit of a weak stomach and I said something disgusting, so when lunch was over I thought about what I said and ran into the restroom, and vomited all over the restroom toilet and a bit of the walls, after washing up I just carried on. It wasn't until Botany when someone said "someone just projectile vomited all over the restroom." I didn't say it was me, I just said "I wonder who it could be, maybe a phantom puker." And today no one knows who it is besides me.